Total Medals Earned: 3,954 (From 585 different games.) Total Medal Score: 74,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/140 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 13/20 (155/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
10 Easy Levels Completed
Achieve a total of 30 stars
Achieve a total of 60 stars
10 Hard Levels Completed
10 Diabolical Levels Completed
Every Star Achieved
Beat 60 seconds to enter stage 2!
Beat 120 seconds to enter stage 3!
Beat 180 seconds to win the game!
Beat 240 seconds!
So you've figured out how the game works..
That's the easy part out of the way.
That was the small-scale stuff. Literally.
Get creative with the level editor
All things in moderation. Especially breaks, don't want to overdo it with those.
Onto the elite four! Spoiler: there's a fifth. I hated when that happened in the Pokemon games.
Nearly there, two more to go! Hexagons probably aren't high up on your list of favorite shapes right now.
Nice!
You died
First boss defeated
Second boss defeated
Final boss defeated
Finished the game on hard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find an empty stall
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
