Total Medals Earned: 3,954 (From 585 different games.) Total Medal Score: 74,600 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (210/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/22 (60/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Reach 10x Multiplier
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Reach 25x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Buy a Skin
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 18/19 (255/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
???
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement